"Wife" is like a TV and "Girlfriend" is like a "MOBILE"

At home you "watch" TV, but when you go out you "take" your MOBILE.

Sometimes you "enjoy" TV.
But most of the time, you "play" with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) "free" for life.
But for the MOBILE, if you don't "pay" the services will be "terminated"

TV is "big, bulky" and most of the time "old"
But the MOBILE is "cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable"


Operational costs for TV is often "acceptable"
But for the MOBILE, it is often "high and demanding"


TV has a "remote"
But MOBILE "doesn't"


Most importantly, MOBILE is a "two-way communication" (you talk and listen)
But with the TV, you "MUST only listen' (whether you want to or not) !!!!


Last but not least....!

Yet TV s are superior because TVs don't have "viruses"
but MOBILEs often "do....!!!!"

And MOBILEs can be easily "hacked or stolen"





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